A parody to the tune of "This One's For The Girls" by Martina McBride
This One's For The Girls
by Melonee Jackson
This is for all us girls over fifty
Middle age can be so rough, can be so mean
Hold onto, onto our hot flashes
And sit down on the pavement when were're tired
This One's for the Girls
This is for all us girls over fifty
Who's making up for the sobriety of our youth
Who gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
Wondering where our life is gonna go
This One's for the Girls
Who wear red hats and purple clothes
Who's wishing upon a shooting star
Were're beautiful the way we are
This One's for the Girls
Who living life to the fullest
Who dream with everything we have
All around the world
This One's for the Girls
This is for all us girls over fifty
Who shall go out in their slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other peoples' gardens
Are making who we are today
This One's for the Girls
Who wear red hats and purple clothes
Who's wishing upon a shooting star
Were're beautiful the way we are
This One's for the Girls
Who living life to the fullest
Who dream with everything we have
All around the world
This One's for the Girls
Yeah, we're all the same inside
From 50 to 100+
This One's for the Girls
Who wear red hats and purple clothes
Who's wishing upon a shooting star
Were're beautiful the way we are
This One's for the Girls
Who living life to the fullest
Who dream with everything we have
All around the world
This One's for the Girls
Yeah, This One's for the Girls